Ben is a green goblin slacker. He roams the village looking for travelers to tell his senseless stories to. Sometimes his ramblings actually have a point, though it is not always easy to find. He, of course, thinks his stories are hilarious. He can often be found laughing at one of his own jokes.
- Timing: After obtaining Funny Money
Kick him three times while he is asleep (9:00am-3:00pm OR 9:00pm-3:00am), then select "Sure"