- "Instead of King Jiorus, there is a picture of the old wheezer. You can go to jail for using counterfeit money."
- —Details Window
A close-up of the picture on the Funny Money
Given to Jack by Parsec as payment for Jack's assistance in finding Aphelion. Jack didn't realize the money was fake until he'd sent Parsec up to speak with Elwen.
On the human path, the Funny Money is replaced by the Really Funny Money that Parsec gives Jack during their second meeting.