- "Counterfeit money from the old wheezer. Instead of a proper portrait, there is a picture of the king wearing makeup."
- —Details Window
Given to Jack by Parsec as payment for Jack's assistance getting him into the castle during the Human Path. Jack doesn't realise it's fake until Parsec has left, though he seems more resigned than upset, after the Funny Money incident.
This item replaces the Funny Money on the Important Items screen.